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| Talking Story with Arlo |
A Journey to Mammoth Mountain
By Arlo Agogo
There’s nothing like the hum of my VW dune buggy, Daisy, slicing through the Mojave Desert at dawn, her tires kicking up a fine dust that sparkles in the first light.
It’s a Sunday morning, and I’m bleary-eyed but buzzing with excitement, loading up a cooler with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a gallon of wild strawberry tea I froze the night before.
My phone lights up with a text from my billion tiny pals, the Groovatrons from Funkadelia, their iPhone flashlights strobing like a cosmic rave.
“We’re here! Let’s roll!”
They beam, already sprawled across Daisy’s dashboard in their quantum-entangled lounge chairs, cowboy hats tilted, and tiny umbrellas twirling.
These neutrino-sized extraterrestrials are my road trip crew, and today, we’re headed to my favorite spot on Earth: Mammoth Mountain, California, Chair 15, where I perch on a rock and lose myself in the vastness of the Owens Valley.
I met the Groovatrons earlier this year during a solo midnight ride through the Mojave. Daisy’s engine was purring, the desert air cool and sharp, when I spotted them—glowing specks with iPhones, looking for Earthly adventure.
We clicked instantly, but not without a hitch. The feds and Border Patrol caught wind of our quantum-powered joyride, their lights flashing in my rearview.
With Daisy’s grit and the Groovatrons’ tech wizardry—something about quantum entanglement hubcaps—we slipped away, laughing into the night.
That escapade made me their official Earth contact, and we’ve been tearing up the roads ever since. We’ve hit Texas for smoky barbecue, Chicago for deep-dish pizza, Route 66 style, and now they want my personal paradise.
When I meditate, I’m always at Mammoth, on that rock, gazing up and down the valley. So when they texted, “Where’s your favorite place?” I shot back, “Mammoth Mountain, Chair 15. Sunrise tomorrow.”
They replied, “Let’s go!” with a digital fist bump.
I sent a
and got to work.Sunday breaks, and Daisy’s ready, her Yellow paint gleaming. The Groovatrons “board” in their own way—a billion of them lounging on the dashboard with ice chests and shades, my dune buggies quantum hubcaps humming.
They could zip us to Mammoth faster than light, but I wave them off.
“This is a scenic drive,” I say, “three hours, human style.
Trust me, it’s worth it.” They flash their iPhones in agreement, and we peel out from Fort Mohave, cruising north on Highway 95 toward Death Valley.
The Mojave Desert in spring is a painter’s dream—golden brittle bush, purple lupine, and scarlet Indian paintbrush dotting the sand. I pull over at a viewpoint, pointing out the flowers, and the Groovatrons go nuts, their iPhones strobing like a desert disco.
They send me a pic: a billion tiny cowboys, Stetsons tipped, grinning at a cactus like it’s a movie star.
Death Valley is next, a surreal maze of salt flats and rugged canyons where Hollywood’s shot everything from Westerns to sci-fi epics. We weave through side roads, the kind where you half-expect a tumbleweed to roll by with a dramatic soundtrack.
The Groovatrons, quantumly entangled with me, don’t eat, but they taste what I do—a perk of our cosmic connection. So when we hit Lone Pine on Highway 395, I pull into my favorite diner, the Alabama Hills CafĂ©, for a stack of fluffy pancakes, crispy bacon, eggs over easy, and a fruit bowl bursting with strawberries and melon.
The Groovatrons lose it, their iPhones flashing as they “taste” the syrupy sweetness. They send another pic—same cowboy getup from our Texas trip, but now they’re posing with tiny forks, pretending to dig into my pancakes.
I laugh so hard I nearly choke on a blueberry.
Back in Daisy, we roll up the Owens Valley at a leisurely 75 miles an hour. The Groovatrons, used to light-speed galactic jaunts, are surprisingly chill, lounging like they’re at a resort.
The valley’s a stunner—flanked by the Sierra Nevada on one side and the White Mountains on the other, with sagebrush and wildflowers stretching out like a quilt. I detour to Convict Lake, a crystal-clear gem framed by jagged peaks. I park and find a smooth rock to sit on, the water lapping gently, reflecting the mountains like a mirror.
The Groovatrons, ever the thrill-seekers, decide it’s swim time. I watch a billion tiny splashes as they dive in, their iPhones somehow waterproof. My phone pings with a picture: a rainbow trout, its iridescent scales shimmering like a psychedelic dream.
“What’s this?!” they text, giggling. “A rainbow trout,” I reply. “Coolest fish around.”
They’re obsessed, calling it a “masterpiece” and snapping selfies with it.
We push on to Mammoth Mountain, my sanctuary. It’s spring, so the ski slopes are bare, perfect for Daisy’s off-road skills. I take a service road up to Chair 15, about 9,000 feet, and park near my meditation rock—a weathered slab with a perfect view of the valley.
The air’s crisp, scented with pine, and the world feels infinite. The Groovatrons scatter, their iPhones flashing as they snap pics of scampering squirrels, chirping pinyon jays, and a red-tailed hawk circling overhead.
We kick back, sharing iced tea and PB&J sandwiches. They “taste” the creamy peanut butter and sweet strawberry jam, sending me a text:
“Earth food is galactic!”
We hike a trail through pine groves, the ground soft with needles, the valley sprawling below like a green-and-gold ocean. As the afternoon sun dips, the mountains turn purple—Purple Mountain Majesty, just like the song.
The Groovatrons’ iPhones go into overdrive, capturing the glow. Time to head home. We take a different route, looping through the Alabama Hills, where wind-sculpted rocks stand like ancient sentinels and desert flowers bloom in vivid patches.
The Groovatrons are still buzzing, their tiny lounge chairs bouncing on Daisy’s dashboard. We stop at a flower-filled meadow, and they send me a pic of themselves “riding” a blooming yucca like it’s a bronco.
The ride home was in groovatron speed. 900 mph
As we roll into Fort Mohave, the sunset paints the sky in fiery pinks and oranges, the desert glowing like it’s lit from within. The Groovatrons signal their goodbye with a billion iPhone flashlights, snapping pics of me for Funkadelia’s intergalactic webpage.
“See you on the quantum entangled interstellar interstate!”
-- they text, zipping off through their entangled portal.
This trip wasn’t just a drive—it was a cosmic dance. Daisy, the Groovatrons, and I, we’re a crew bound by adventure, chasing beauty and weirdness across deserts and mountains.
From outrunning the feds to sharing pancakes, we’ve built something special. Mammoth’s view, Convict Lake’s trout, the purple mountains—they’re all part of the story, proof that the universe is wild, wonderful, and just a dune buggy ride away.
I’m already waiting for the next text, ready to hit the road with my Funkadelian friends,
-- wherever the highway takes us.
Groove is in the Heart - Arlo





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