Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Tex’s Tail-Waggin’ Tale - Talking Story with Tex

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Talking Story with Tex

Tex’s Tail-Waggin’ Tale: 
Waitin’ for My Human to Be Home Soon
By Tex Agogo, the Coolest Canine Chronicler.
Dig this, cats and kittens, I’m Tex, the four-legged poet of the park, the shaggy sage of the beach, the
-- grooviest "good boy" this side of the Mississippi. 
My life’s a swingin’ symphony of ball-chasin’, treat-munchin’, and ridin’ shotgun with my human, the coolest cat of all, who spins wild yarns before rock ‘n’ roll rages at concerts. 
We’re tighter than a snare drum, me and my human, livin’ a life so sweet it’d make a beagle blush. But when that suitcase hits the floor, man, oh man, my tail droops like a wilted daisy, ‘cause I know my human’s hittin’ the road, leavin’ me to hold down the fort with nothin’ but my dreams of fetch and a heart full of hope. 
So, let me lay down a thousand-word riff, inspired by them Lovin’ Spoonful cats, about how I wait, oh so patiently, for my human to be home soon.
Come, and talk of all the things we did today.
Me and my human, we’re like peanut butter and jelly, like a bone and a buryin’ hole. Most days, we’re out there livin’ large—cruisin’ to the beach where I chase waves like they owe me money, rompin’ through the park where I sniff out every squirrel’s secret stash, or just loungin’ on the porch, me chewin’ a stick while my human scribbles stories that make folks hoot and holler before the guitars wail. 

I’m his shadow, his sidekick, his furry muse. Since I was a pup, barely bigger than a biscuit, I’ve been glued to this human’s side, ridin’ in the car, sneakin’ fries from his plate, and sleepin’ at the foot of his bed, dreamin’ of tennis balls bouncin’ across the cosmos.
Here, and laugh about our funny little ways.
We got our rituals, man. Every mornin’, he tosses me a treat while I do my patented “spin-and-snap” move—pure poetry in motion. 

We wrestle over socks (I always win), and he scratches that spot behind my ears that makes my leg thump like a bongo drum. Life’s a gas, a real hep scene, until that suitcase comes out. 
Oh, that suitcase, that leathery harbinger of doom!
When I see it, my heart sinks like a chewed-up squeaky toy in a mud puddle. I know what’s comin’: my human’s gotta jet, off to weave his storytelling magic before the rock ‘n’ roll cats shred their axes. I don’t dig it, but I get it. 
He’s got his gig, and I got mine—waitin’.
While we have a few minutes to breathe
When that suitcase hits the floor, I give him the big ol’ puppy eyes, the ones that say,

 “C’mon, man, take me with ya!” 
But he kneels down, ruffles my fur, and says, “Tex, old buddy, I’ll be home soon.” And I believe him, ‘cause he’s my human, my north star, my bacon-bringer. But how soon is “soon”? A day? A week? A month? 
I ain’t got no calendar, man,
-- just a nose for trouble and a heart that’s all in for my human. So, I sit by the door, tail still, ears perked, waitin’ for the sound of his car rumblin’ back into my world.
Then I know that it’s time you must leave.
As he zips up that suitcase, I lay down my best guilt trip—head on paws, one eyebrow raised like a beatnik poet sizin’ up a square. But he’s gotta go, and I gotta stay. The neighbor comes over to feed me, walk me, toss me a ball, but it ain’t the same. 

They don’t know the rhythm of my soul, the way my human does. I’m a loyal dog, dig? I’ve been waitin’ since I was a pup, since I toddled on wobbly legs, for the great relief of havin’ my human to bark to. Without him, I’m just a hound howlin’ at the moon, dreamin’ of the day we’re back to our ball-chasin’, beach-rompin’ ways.
But, my human, be home soon.
I couldn’t bear to wait an extra minute if you dawdled, man. My heart’s a metronome, tickin’ away the seconds ‘til you’re back. It ain’t just these few hours—or days, or weeks—it’s like I’ve been waitin’ since I was a fuzzy little furball, chewin’ on your shoelaces. 
I sit by the window, watchin’ the world go by, 
--cars zoomin’, squirrels tauntin’ me from the trees. I sniff the air, hopin’ to catch a whiff of your scent on the breeze. I dream of you walkin’ through that door, droppin’ your bag, and sayin’, “Tex, let’s hit the beach!” 
Oh, the relief, the pure, tail-waggin’ joy of havin’ you to yap to!
And now, a quarter of my life is almost past. I’m no spring pup, dig? My muzzle’s got a touch of gray, but my spirit’s still wild as a coyote on a bender. I’ve spent my days with you, my human, and I’ve come to see myself at last—a loyal companion, a jester with a jingle collar, a poet with a bark that could wake the stars. 
The time I spent confused? 
That was the time without you, when I was waitin’, wonderin’, watchin’ the clock tick with no paws to chase it. With you, I’m in bloom, man, like a dandelion bustin’ through the concrete.
So, my human, be home soon.
I don’t dawdle, and neither should you! I’m out here holdin’ down the fort, guardin’ your favorite sneakers (okay, maybe I chewed one, but it was outta love). I’m patient, though, ‘cause that’s what us dogs do. We wait. We wait like statues, like zen masters, like beatniks sittin’ cross-legged in a coffee shop, contemplatin’ the meaning of life. 
I wait by the door, on the couch, in the yard, dreamin’ of the moment you walk in, and we’re back to our groovy routine—tossin’ the ball, hittin’ the park, maybe sneakin’ a burger from the drive-thru.
Go, and beat your crazy head against the sky.
You’re out there, my human, spinnin’ stories that make folks laugh and cry before the rock ‘n’ roll roars. I dig that you’re chasin’ your dreams, shootin’ for the moon. Me? I’m here, seein’ beyond the houses with my big ol’ doggy eyes, waitin’ for you to come back and make my world spin again.

I don’t know how long you’ll be gone, but I know you’ll be home soon. And when you are, I’ll be ready—tail waggin’, ball in mouth, ready to romp like we never missed a beat.
It’s okay to shoot the moon.
So go on, my human, do your thing. Tell your tales, make ‘em cheer, make ‘em weep. I’ll be here, holdin’ it down, keepin’ the faith. I’ve been waitin’ since I was a pup, and I’ll wait ‘til my whiskers are white as snow.

 ‘Cause you’re my human, my whole world, the cat who makes my tail wag and my heart sing. Be home soon, man, ‘cause I’m countin’ the minutes, and I ain’t dawdlin’. 
The great relief of havin’ you to bark to.
Groove is in the Heart - Tex


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Sunday, October 5, 2025

The Blue Rats -Talking Story with Arlo

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The Blue Rats

Geriatric Gangsters on Three-Wheel Trikes Take Over the Senior Scene

By Arlo Agogo

Picture this: a dusty, sun-scorched stretch of tribal land in a 55-plus senior community called Riverside Adventure Travel—RATs for short, because acronyms are the hip thing for folks who’ve traded their Harleys for hearing aids. 

This ain’t your grandma’s retirement village, unless your grandma’s got a penchant for souped-up, three-wheel electric trikes, a wardrobe of leather vests, and a rebellious streak wider than the Grand Canyon.

Welcome to the turf of the Blue Rats, a gang of silver-haired, blue-rinsed renegades who’ve turned mobility aids into a full-blown lifestyle revolution. With a beatnik swagger, let’s roll through this wild tale of senior citizens tearing up the asphalt like it’s 1969, man.

The Rise of the Three-Wheel RebellionIn this 500-unit senior Shangri-La, where the average age is 55 going on 25, life used to be a predictable shuffle. Some folks cruised in cars, zipping to the local Walmart half a mile down the highway. Others, carless and craving independence, relied on delivery vans to drop off their Metamucil and microwave dinners. 

But then, bam! 

Like a bolt of lightning from a desert storm,

-- the three-wheel electric trike roared into town, 

and the game changed forever. These aren’t your run-of-the-mill tricycles, dig? These babies are sleek, electric-powered beasts, tricked out with chrome accents, neon underglow, and baskets big enough to haul a week’s worth of groceries or a case of Ensure.

They’re the ultimate freedom machines for seniors whose knees creak louder than a haunted house but whose spirits soar like eagles. Suddenly, folks who hadn’t left the community in years were zipping to Walmart, weaving through the bike path like they were auditioning for Easy Rider. 

Married couples, single swingers, widows, and widowers—all hopped on the trike train, sporting bucket hats, wraparound sunglasses, and jackets embroidered with “Blue Rats” in flaming script. 

Why “Blue Rats”? It’s a nod to their blue-tinted hair and the RATs community vibe, plus it sounds way cooler than “The Shuffleboard Sharks.”

The Blue Rats: Geriatric Outlaws

The Blue Rats aren’t just a club; they’re a movement, a posse, a straight-up gang. With about 50 trike-riding rebels (and one rogue two-wheeler, yours truly, pedaling an electric bike to keep up with the pack), 

--they’ve turned Riverside into a senior Sturgis

Every Saturday morning, the rec hall transforms into their headquarters, where they gather for biscuits and gravy, pancakes stacked higher than their cholesterol counts, and enough coffee to jumpstart a 747. 

The air hums with the buzz of electric motors and the chatter of plans for their next big ride.

Leading this motley crew is Chief Thundercloud, the tribal elder who lives among the RATs. This cat’s the real deal—a bona fide tribal leader with a feather in his cap and a twinkle in his eye that says, “I’ve seen it all, and I’m still here to party.”

Since Riverside Adventure Travel (R.A.T.s) sits on tribal land, a sovereign slice outside Uncle Sam’s jurisdiction, Chief Thundercloud’s got the local tribal police on speed dial. And when the Blue Rats roll out, those cops don’t just watch—they escort, baby.

Every few weeks, the Blue Rats plan their pièce de résistance: the Great Casino Cruise to the Avi Casino, two miles down Aztec Road. It’s not just a ride; it’s a spectacle, a parade of pure, unfiltered senior swagger. 

Picture 50 to 100 electric trikes, side-by-side off-road buggies, and the occasional rogue mobility scooter decked out with streamers and flags. 

The Blue Rats dress like they’re auditioning for a Sons of Anarchy reboot: leather vests, bandanas, and aviator shades, with some sporting blue hair so vibrant it glows like a neon sign. 

One guy, Wild Wally, even strapped a boombox to his trike, blasting Creedence Clearwater Revival loud enough to wake the cacti. When the convoy rolls, it’s like a 

--National Geographic special on migrating elk

except these elk are powered by lithium-ion batteries and a zest for life. 

Chief Thundercloud calls in the tribal police, who show up with a fleet of squad cars, lights flashing like it’s the Fourth of July. They block off Highway 95, halting what little traffic dares to exist in this rural nowhere, and the Blue Rats take over like a geriatric Hells Angels.

Cars pull over, jaws drop, and locals snap photos as this army of silver-haired speedsters cruises by, waving like royalty. One time, a tourist thought it was an actual parade and tossed candy from his RV. Big mistake—Granny Gilda caught a Tootsie Roll in her basket and chucked it back with the precision of a major-league pitcher.

At the Avi Casino, the Blue Rats get VIP treatment. The parking lot’s cleared for their trikes, and a tribal cop stands guard, polishing his badge and eyeing anyone who gets too close to the chrome. 

Inside, the gang scatters like kids in a candy store. Some hit the slots, feeding quarters with the focus of brain surgeons. Others belly up to the bar, sipping cocktails and swapping stories about the time they “outran” a golf cart back at the rec hall.

The casino staff love the Blue Rats—they tip big, laugh loud, and occasionally break into impromptu line dances when “Sweet Caroline” hits the speakers.

Back to Base: The Pool Party Starts

After a few hours of coin-dropping and cocktail-sipping, the Blue Rats saddle up for the ride home, escorted once again by Chief Thundercloud’s police posse. Back at Riverside, the rec hall turns into a full-blown rager. 

Barbecues blaze, ice tea flows (spiked for the bold), and the pool party kicks off with a splash. Picture 70-year-olds doing cannonballs while “Born to Be Wild” blares from a portable speaker. The Blue Rats park their trikes in a gleaming row, like a showroom of freedom machines, and swap tales of their casino conquests. 

One lady, Madge the Maverick, swears she hit a $50 jackpot, though everyone knows she spent $60 to get it.

The community’s alive with laughter, music, and the occasional argument over whose trike has the flashiest LED lights. 

Even the tribal cops stick around, sipping lemonade and chuckling at the sight of these “badass” seniors living their best lives. 

It’s a scene that’d make Hunter S. Thompson proud—a wild, weird celebration of freedom, community, and the sheer joy of defying expectations.

The Blue Rats Legacy

The Blue Rats aren’t just a gang; they’re a revolution on three wheels. They’ve turned mobility issues into a badge of honor, proving that age is just a number when you’ve got a trike, a tribe, and a police escort.

Riverside Adventure Travel isn’t just a retirement community—it’s a launchpad for adventure, where blue hair and bad knees don’t stop the party. 

So here’s to the Blue Rats, the grooviest gang of senior outlaws in the desert. 

-- and make sure your batteries are charged.

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