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Sunday, February 1, 2026

-The Sweet Blossom of a Cool Chick -Talking Story with Arlo

Storytelling
Talking Story with Arlo


By Arlo Agogo

The Sweet Blossom of a Cool Chick

Based on the song "Sugar Magnolia" by the Grateful Dead

Dig this, cats and kittens—there’s nothing in this wild, spinning cosmos that beats the groove of having a really righteous girlfriend. I mean the kind of chick who’s got that electric sparkle, the kind who makes the whole scene bloom like a red rose caught up in a sunbeam. 

My lady, man, she’s the real deal—a breeze through the pines, a dance in the moonlight, a wildflower popping up where the wind decides to blow. And I’m here to lay down the word on why that’s the coolest trip a beatnik like me could ever hitch a ride on.

Picture this: I’m down by the river one day, head all empty and drifting like a cloud, not a care in the world. The water’s rippling, the rushes are swaying, and there she is—my baby, skimming through the scene like she’s made of violet rays. 

She’s got that glow, you dig? The kind that makes you wanna kick off your shoes and wade into the wonders of nature, just to see what’s cooking under the willow trees. 

She doesn’t have to say much—just shows up, and suddenly the air’s fresher, the colors sharper. It’s like she’s pulling me up from the deep end, and I didn’t even know I was underwater.

This chick, she’s got everything I need, and then some. Delightful? Man, that’s an understatement. She’s the whole package—takes the wheel when my eyes are seeing double from too much tea or too much staring at the sun. 

She’s cool like that, always got my back. One time, I’m flying down the road, lost in some crazy daydream, and she’s right there, talking to the man when the red lights flash.

Smooth as a summer night, wild as a four-wheel spinout.

And the way she moves, daddy-o? She can kick up a Cajun rhythm that’d make the bayou blush, or leap like she’s got springs in her soul. 

Spring, fall, winter, summer—she’s got that love that flips the seasons upside down and makes every day feel like a sunshine stroll. 

We’ll be out there, wandering through tall trees, chasing where the wind takes us, and she’s blooming—always blooming—right beside me. She doesn’t cling, doesn’t crowd my vibe. 

Sometimes she’s off doing her thing, wading through the dewdrops of her own world, and I’m cool with that. I’ll be howling my poetry to the moon, and she’ll wait backstage, letting me shine, then slip in later with a smile that says, “You’re nuts, and I dig it.”

We’ve got our own little high times, you see. Under the willows, down by the riverside, we’re rolling through life like it’s one long picnic. She’s not some square who needs everything planned out—she’s free, man, breathing easy, letting the moment take her where it will. 

And me? I’m right there with her, caught up in the sunlight, ringing that blue bell of a good time. We’ll walk through the morning glow, her hand in mine, and it’s like the whole world’s singing along—birds, breezes, the works.

Now, don’t get me wrong—sometimes the night gets heavy. The cuckoo’s crying, the moon’s dipping low, and I’ll take myself out to wander, just me and the shadows. But even then, she’s there in my head, a crazy little light that keeps me from sinking too deep. 

She’s not the clingy type who needs to follow me around—she trusts me to roam, and I trust her to be there when the dawn breaks. That’s the beauty of it, man. She’s a summer love that lasts all year, making any cat alive grin like a fool.

And the way she digs the simple stuff? Unreal. A breeze in the pines on a warm night, the moonlight splashing crazy patterns on the ground—she’s all about it. We’ll sit out there, just soaking it in, and she’ll laugh at something wild, like the way the stars seem to wink at us. 

She’s got that spark, that “yes indeed” vibe that turns a quiet moment into a full-on happening. I swear, she could make a drop of dew feel like an ocean, and I’m just along for the ride, happy as can be.

What’s so great about her, you ask? Everything, man. She’s not just a chick—she’s a force, a rhythm, a daydream you can touch. 

She’s the kind of girlfriend who makes you wanna shout it from the rooftops, but all I’ve got is this typewriter and a head full of words, so here I am, laying it down for you cool cats to groove on. 

She’s my sunshine stroll, my wildflower queen, and every day with her is like discovering some new wonder in the tall grass. We’re out there, light and free, singing our own little tune, and I wouldn’t trade it for all the hip scenes in the world.

So here’s to the really nice girlfriends out there—the ones who are cool, fun, and make the whole gig a blast. If you’ve got one, hold her close, take her hand, and walk her through the sunshine. 

If you don’t, keep your eyes peeled—she might just skim through your rays of violet one day, ready to roll with you down by the riverside. 

Me? I’m just a lucky beatnik, grinning like a fool.

Groove is in the Heart - Arlo








Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Rodeo Rumble in Laughlin - Talking Story with Arlo

The Grooviest Rodeo Rumble in Laughlin: 

A Cosmic Critter Carnival!

Yee-haw, you cosmic cowpokes and interstellar trailblazers! Strap on your ten-gallon hats and polish your sparkliest spurs, because the rodeo’s galloping back to Laughlin, Nevada, and it’s a galactic hoedown that’s got the whole tri-state area buzzing like a beehive on a sugar high! 

The Avi Resort & Casino is lassoing the CINCH World’s Toughest Rodeo into town on April 12-13, 2025, the first since COVID sent the bulls into social-distancing siestas. 

Picture me, a 58-year-old beatnik with a paisley scarf and a dune buggy named Daisy, getting swept into a whirlwind of bucking broncos, cotton-candy clouds, and a herd of animals grooving to the funky wisdom of the Groovatrons—those quantum-entangled, dimension-hopping pranksters from Funkadelia who turned me into the Cosmic Critter Whisperer

With the poem Rodeo Magic! as my guide, I’m spinning a 1,000-word yarn that’s wilder than a bull on a pogo stick, drenched in whimsy and the transcendental smell of steer

Cruising through Laughlin on a Sunday, my dune buggy rattling like a maraca in a mariachi band, I spotted the Mojave Crossing Event Center transforming into a rodeo wonderland. 

Carnival rides spun like UFOs, deep-fried Oreos sizzled like meteors, and the air hummed with the “excitement in the air” from the poem. The tri-state folks—Nevada, Arizona, and California—were practically tap-dancing with glee, their “Western hats atop all those heads” bobbing like a sea of Stetsons. 

Kids clutched cotton candy fluffier than a Funkadelian cloud, while cowboys in boots with “unique design” swaggered like they owned the Colorado River. I parked Daisy, sniffed that glorious steer-scented breeze, and thought, 

--“This is gonna be rodeo magic!”

As I wandered the stockyard, marveling at “saddles of every size and color,” a promoter in a cowboy hat the size of a satellite dish strutted up. 

“Hey, paisley dude,” he drawled, “wanna wrangle critters for the week?” 

My heart did a backflip—me, a desert beatnik, tending rodeo beasts? “Heck yeah!” I hollered, and before I could say “quantum kazoo,” I was knee-deep in hay, feeding horses, bulls, and a sassy goat who eyed my scarf like it was lunch. 

That’s when the Groovatrons, those funky neutrinos from Funkadelia, zapped into my soul with a cosmic giggle. “Arlo,” they buzzed,

 “These critters ain’t groovin’ yet." 

"Teach ’em the Funkadelian way!"

Now, these animals weren’t your average barnyard crew. The horses, who “just know that it’s time to strut and prance,” were prancing, sure, but they lacked soul. 

The bulls, “scary and tough and mean” on the surface, were just misunderstood grumps who’d never heard a kazoo solo. And don’t get me started on the chickens—they clucked like they were stuck in a country ballad. 

So, I channeled the Groovatrons’ interstellar wisdom, grabbed my kazoo, and launched a transcendental animal dance party. Picture this: me, surrounded by a herd of wide-eyed critters, tooting a funky rendition of “Twinkle, Twinkle” under a sky sparkling like a disco ball. 

The poem’s right—there’s “so much excitement in the air,” but I was about to crank it to eleven!
First up, the horses. These majestic beasts, decked in saddles shinier than a supernova, were born to “show off,” but they were stiff as a board. I whispered, “Groovatrons say: loosen those hooves, babies!” 

I twirled my scarf like a cosmic baton, and soon, they were moonwalking through the straw, neighing in harmony like a barbershop quartet. One chestnut mare, who I named Stardust, did a pirouette that would’ve made a Vegas showgirl jealous. 

The crowd gathering at the stockyard fence gasped, thinking I was some horse-whispering wizard. Nope—just a beatnik with a Groovatron hotline!

Then came the bulls, the poem’s “scary and tough” crew who “aren’t the way they seem.” These guys were snorting like grumpy uncles at a family reunion. 

I sat cross-legged in their pen, kazoo humming, and shared the Groovatrons’ secret: joy’s quantum-entangled across dimensions. 

“You’re not just bulls,” I said, “you’re cosmic groovers!” 

One bull, dubbed Funky McHornface, blinked, then bobbed his head like he was at a Grateful Dead show. By sunset, the whole herd was swaying, their hooves tapping a beat that echoed across the tri-state.

A kid with a cowboy hat yelled, “Mister, you got them bulls dancing!” I winked, “That’s the Groovatron groove, lil’ pardner!”

The goats? Oh, they were the wild card. One billy goat, with a beard rivaling my own, chewed my scarf and bleated like he was dissing my vibe. I told him, “Groovatrons don’t judge, but you gotta chill, dude.” I tossed him a deep-fried Oreo (don’t tell the promoter), and he started 

-- head-banging like a metalhead at a rodeo rave. 

Soon, the goats were leaping over hay bales, doing backflips like they’d enrolled in Funkadelia’s gymnastics academy. The poem’s “clear your calendar” vibe was real—nobody could resist this critter carnival!

The tri-state community was electric, just like the poem’s call to “get ready, folks.” X posts lit up with hashtags like #LaughlinRodeoRumble and #GroovyCritters, as folks shared videos of my animal dance party. 

One viral clip showed me teaching a chicken to cluck in sync with my kazoo—1,000 likes in an hour! 

The carnival rides whirled, kids scarfed cotton candy, and the “horsy sound” mixed with the scent of steer and fried treats to create a sensory explosion. I even caught a grandma in a rhinestone cowboy hat trying to moonwalk with Stardust. 

The Groovatrons were right: joy’s infinite, and Laughlin was proof.

By
 day, April 12, the Mojave Crossing Event Center was a cosmic circus. Gates opened at 5 p.m., with bucking broncos and bull riders kicking off at 7 p.m. (Sunday’s show started at noon, for you early risers). 

I was still wrangling critters, now groovier than a Funkadelian festival. The horses pranced with swagger, the bulls boogied before charging, and the goats? They stole the show, leaping into the arena like furry acrobats. 

The crowd roared, thinking it was part of the act. 

I just grinned, knowing the Groovatrons had quantum-zapped these beasts with pure funk.

As the poem says, “whether you’re city or country hick,” this rodeo was for everyone. I saw crypto bros in cowboy boots, Vegas showgirls in spurs, and kids waving glow sticks like they were at a rave. 

The Groovatrons whispered, “Arlo, your soul’s trousering into eternity, and these critters are coming along!” At 58, I’m not slowing down—I’m grooving harder, kazoo blazing, teaching every steer and stallion to dance through life. 

So, gallop to Laughlin, grab a deep-fried Oreo, and join the rodeo rave. 

Thursday, May 8, 2025

Spirit Mountain: A Great Day Trip - Talking Story with Arlo

Talking Story with Arlo


Spirit Mountain: A Great Day Trip

By Arlo Agogo, 

Gather ‘round, my fellow cosmic cats and starry-eyed dreamers, for a tale so wild it’ll make your tie-dye spin! 

I’m Arlo Agogo, your 58-year-old beatnik buddy with a heart full of joy and a dune buggy full of dreams. Today, I’m spinning a yarn about my rip-roarin’ trip to Spirit Mountain near Laughlin, Arizona—a place where the desert hums, the spirits boogie, and the multiverse throws the grooviest shindig this side of Funkadelia.

It all started at the Avi Casino, my go-to spot for a plate of chicken chow mein so divine it could make a cactus sing. I’d roll up in my yellow '68 VW Dune Buggy, shades on, ponytail flapping like a flag of freedom, ready to soak in the desert vibes. 

The food court was my jam, and one day, as I was slurping noodles like a Zen master, a woman stopped dead in her tracks, stared into my soul, and said, 

“There’s something special about you, man.”

Her name was Spirit—yep, Spirit—the food court manager and, as I’d soon learn, the spiritual guru of the local tribal folks who own the Avi. With her silver braids and eyes that sparkled like a meteor shower, she was a force of nature.

I swear, when she looked at me, she saw right through to the quantum groovatrons hitching a ride in my soul. You know the groovatrons, right? Those neutrino sized, dimension-dancing funksters from Funkadelia who zip through multiverses, spreading glittery good vibes? 

They’re my cosmic copilots, and they love Chinese food.

Spirit and I started having these little chats—short, sweet, and full of sunshine. “What a lovely day, Arlo!” she’d say, her smile brighter than a neon cactus. “I’m glad you’re here.” I’d nod, my heart doing a little bongo solo, knowing the groovatrons were probably high-fiving in the ether. 

Then one day, she plopped down at my table, leaned in close, and whispered, “I gotta know more about you, man. 

Why do you glow like a spiritual lava lamp?”

Well, I laid it all out—my groovatron saga, my dune buggy desert romps, and how these funky little entities from Funkadelia picked me as their human joy-machine. 

Spirit’s eyes got wide as UFOs. Turns out, she wasn’t just the food court queen; she was a tribal elder, a keeper of sacred lore, and the unofficial mayor of Spirit Mountain, a nearby peak that’s less a mountain and more a cosmic bus stop for interdimensional travelers. 

The locals call it a “vortex to heaven,” a tribal burial ground where spirits throw eternal ragers. And get this: every afternoon, for exactly 15 minutes, the setting sun lights up the mountain’s peaks like a divine disco ball, leaving the rest in shadow. Far out, right?

Spirit spilled the tea about Spirit Mountain’s history.

She’d trek up there her whole life, taking her family to vibe with the ancestral spirits who call it home. She even flexed her political muscle to stop a wind farm from turning the sacred canyon into a turbine jungle, helping make it a National Monument. 

“The spirits don’t dig windmills,” she said with a wink.

I was hooked, man. This woman was a desert Dalai Lama with a side of sass.Then she asked about my “spiritual aura,” and I couldn’t hold back. I told her how the groovatrons crash my dune buggy rides, blasting cosmic funk through my soul’s speakers.

One day, while munching chow mein, I texted my groovatron pals (yeah, they’ve got interdimensional Wi-Fi) and asked, “What’s the deal with Spirit Mountain?”

Their reply? “Oh, we know those spirits, Arlo! We’ve been jamming with them for centuries, hopping dimensions, playing multiversal hide-and-seek!” When I shared this with Spirit, she nearly dropped her sweet-and-sour soup.

“You’re a dimensional VIP!” she gasped. “The groovatrons and our tribal spirits are BFFs!”

That’s when Spirit hit me with a plan wilder than a coyote on a pogo stick. “Arlo,” she said, “I’m too old to drive now, and the young’uns in my tribe are more into TikTok than tribal lore. Will you take me to Spirit Mountain in that groovy buggy of yours?” 

My heart did a backflip. “Lady, you had me at ‘sacred vortex,’” I said. So, we set a date for a Sunday morning pilgrimage, just me, Spirit, and a picnic basket stuffed with sandwiches and my Citrus Mint Iced Tea. I would freeze a gallon and take out frozen as I left the pad, so it will thaw in the next few hours.

The drive was a hoot—Spirit knew every backroad, pointing out rocks that “looked like her uncle’s face” and cacti that “gossiped about the weather.” We parked at her childhood picnic spot, a flat clearing with a view that screamed “multiversal hotspot.

”The air was so still, you could hear a tumbleweed hold its breath. No tourists, no noise—just us, the mountain, and a whole lotta cosmic mojo.

Then it happened. The groovatrons and the tribal spirits showed up, and let me tell you, it was a party for the ages! Picture this: tiny funkadelic groovatrons in bell-bottoms, breakdancing with glowing tribal spirits in feathered regalia, all swirling around us like a psychedelic tornado. 

Spirit laughed so hard she snorted, “Your groovatrons are wild! They’re teaching our spirits the Funky Chicken!” I was grinning like a kid at a carnival, feeling the joy of two dimensions colliding. The groovatrons were doing cartwheels, the spirits were singing ancient chants with a disco beat, and Spirit and I were the VIPs at the coolest interdimensional playdate ever.

Spirit leaned over and whispered, “Arlo, this place is a vortex, alright. It’s where realities shake hands and swap mixtapes.” I nodded, feeling the truth in my bones. The stillness, the quiet—it wasn’t eerie; it was alive. 

Some folks say Spirit Mountain’s haunted, but they’ve got it all wrong. It’s not scary—it’s a cosmic clubhouse where spirits and groovatrons kick back and groove.
As the sun dipped low, painting the peaks in that golden glow, Spirit and I packed up, promising to do this again. 

The groovatrons sent me a text later: “Epic playdate, Arlo! Those tribal spirits are funky!” I drove Spirit home, her silver braids bouncing as she hummed a tune that sounded suspiciously like “P-Funk.” 

She gave me a hug and said, “You’re one of us now, Arlo. Keep spreading that joy.”

So, my friends, that’s the tale of Arlo Agogo’s Spirit Mountain shindig—a comedy of cosmic proportions, starring a beatnik, a tribal guru, and a gaggle of dimension-hopping funksters. 

If you’re ever near Laughlin, swing by the Avi for some chow mein, tip your hat to Spirit Mountain, and listen for the groovatrons. 

They’re out there, spreading joy, one funky vibe at a time.

Groove is inthe Heart - Arlo



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