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15 pounds for $164.95, you’re not just buying a meal—you’re investing in a meaty odyssey, a smoky saga delivered straight to your doorstep.
This isn’t just food; it’s a Texan treasure chest, a barbecue bonanza that laughs in the face of your pitiful kitchen attempts.
One BBQ brisket, so succulent it could seduce a stone statue, paired with a 15-ounce jug of BBQ sauce so potent it might just resurrect your taste buds from their mundane existence.
Bow down, for the Brisket Box Gift Pack is Cooper’s most popular product, and missing out would be a sin punishable by a lifetime of flavorless tofu!
Picture this: the holiday season looms, your family’s judging eyes await a feast, and you’re free from the shackles of apron-strings because Cooper’s has your back.
They’ve vacuum-sealed this brisket with the precision of a NASA engineer preserving an alien specimen—frozen solid to outlast an apocalypse. When this sacred slab arrives at your door, rip it open like a kid on Christmas morning and marvel at its majesty.
Don’t dawdle, though—if you’re not ready to worship it immediately, hurl it back into the freezer, where it’ll sit smugly for up to twelve months, sealed tighter than Fort Knox. Open it later?
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Chuck it in an airtight container, and it’ll linger in your fridge for weeks, taunting you with its smoky siren song.
Reheating this beast is a ritual fit for a barbecue bard. Microwave peasants, slit the label like you’re gutting a rival’s pride, douse it with that godly sauce, and zap it to perfection—times vary, because even geniuses can’t predict your thawing habits.
For the oven elite, swaddle this brisket in foil like a pharaoh’s mummy, anoint it with sauce, and let it bask at 250 degrees until it’s hot enough to make your soul sweat. The result? A flavor so explosive, your neighbors will smell it and weep into their sad little salads.
Located at 505 W. Dallas, Llano, Texas 78643, Cooper’s isn’t just a restaurant—it’s a pilgrimage site for meat zealots. Call their
“Mail Order” hotline at 325-247-5995 or 1-877-533-5553, Monday through Friday, 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM—
Email them at mailorder@coopersbbq.com, and they’ll ship this brisket box faster than you can say “I’m unworthy.”
This isn’t just convenience; it’s a lifestyle upgrade, a chance to bask in the glory of a brisket so transcendent it could star in its own epic poem.
The Brisket Box isn’t a meal—it’s a meat-fueled miracle, a hilarious exaggeration of deliciousness that’ll have you laughing through every juicy bite.
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